Fungal in the jungle

Genital warts.

"I would have gone home with Tiffany, but I heard she has fungal in the jungle."

by JR PAPERSTACKS November 01, 2011

Scone

A big mistake, especially in sports. Can be used as a verb or a noun.

"All he had to do was make a 25 yard field goal and he sconed it!"

"Did you see Tony Parker miss that dunk? What a scone!"

by JR PAPERSTACKS November 03, 2011

Shartchery

The act of aiming at a target while farting and shitting at the same time. Extra points if you avoid the shotgun effect.

"We better stop by Taco Bell on the way home. I have a shartchery competition tonight."

by JR PAPERSTACKS November 01, 2011

Vagenema

An enema for the vagina; a douche.

"Damn, don't let that stripper get close to you. She needs a vagenema!"

by JR PAPERSTACKS November 03, 2011