dong smoke

insult to one who loves the cock. Inserting a penis into your mouth in a cigar manor.
Putt, you are such a dong smoke
by JPIZZLE December 13, 2004
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steamer

When one takes a dump on another person's body.
The Cleveland Steamer: Poo on the chest
The Boston Steamer: Poo on the face
by JPizzle April 11, 2004
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