JOhn's definitions

Meatball

A big dick daddy who gets all tha women

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by John July 28, 2003

shit fart

A usually smelly fart which smells like rotten eggs.

See also: egg fart

Damn! Who was it that let a shit fart? It smells like pure shit!

by John November 17, 2003

Dickhead

A person with a big floppy penis on their head, typically the forehead.

you are a dickhead

by john November 2, 2002

wet

When you make alot of shots in the game of basketball, or wet as in a girls pussy being fully lubricated

yo, this bitch is wet. That nigga is wet

by John March 4, 2005

yush

the absolute equivelant to yes.

*Kyle* "Hey, are you going straight home?" *You* "Yush, ofcourse!"

by JoHn September 10, 2004

The "Default" List

A list of people you would "BANG" purely based on physical attraction. Usually a celebrity, the default list is raw lust instead of legit feelings.

I heard Anna Kournakova is a real bitch but she is on my default list anyway. She's hot! I'd bang her!!!!

by John September 24, 2003

Stephenharperitis

A disease freqently suffered by Canadian conservatives by which the face is drained of expression and party members become zombie-like tight asses. Perhaps a less severe form of santorum as suffered by American Republicans.

With horror, Stockwell realized he'd forgotten his stephenharperitis immunizations that morning.

by John November 11, 2004