JONATHAN's definitions
A silverhootowl is a game old bird, mostly found in the backwoods of Missouri. They are known for their distinctive call. The only way to catch them is to clamp down on their muffler, which stops them dragging on the road. They have been seen as far afield as California and they fly to Hot Springs once a year for hibernation purposes.
by Jonathan June 22, 2004
Get the silverhootowlmug. A place for hairy lesbians, metrosexuals, "artists", people who can't be away from their laptops for more than 5 minutes, uptight wanna-be rich bitches, people who can't drink coffee without removing their shoes and "soccer moms" hang out. They also, incidently, have great coffee.
by Jonathan January 13, 2005
Get the starbucksmug. A heartless corporation that under pays their employees despite the growth in the cost of living, thus lowering the quality of life.
by Jonathan January 13, 2005
Get the Stop & Shopmug. This is when a prominent musician, singer, actor, entertainer 'finds' God then finds he can only produce inspipid, mindless rubbish afterwards or everything he/she subsequently does from then on in has to be infused with elements of their new found faith. See Cliff Richard as an example of this.
He was an amazingly fluent musician who played with fire and power but as soon as he became christed he began to produce some of the most bland and syrupy music known to humankind. It was a waste of immense talent.
by Jonathan June 22, 2004
Get the christedmug. by Jonathan March 13, 2004
Get the Weymermug. (n) a physical ailment, much like tendonitis, where after one falls asleep on the keyboard at work/school/home, he/she wakes up with the imprint of the keys on his/her face.
by jonathan May 13, 2005
Get the qwertyitismug. To masturbate
by Jonathan April 9, 2004
Get the whipping skippymug.