JOHNPHOBIC 's definitions

johnphobic

Someone who fucking wants every person named john to fucking get hit by a meteor

Im so fucking johnphobic

by Johnphobic February 13, 2022

sebastionphobic

Scared of sebastions cause of their huge dick

That night i became sebastionphobic in the bathroom

by Johnphobic February 13, 2022

John

John is a pear which makes him very fruity, make sure to play CPR around him to make him put his hand over his mouth and maybe he would sing CPR with you ( the song by CUPCAKKE )

omg UwU I love John

by JOHNPHOBIC November 20, 2021