Definitions by JOHNNY JACKOOF
Gonaherpascyphilaids
The Culmination of the major STD's one can get in life, all bundled together, and powerful enough to evolve to control the Human Body. Once contracted, a person begins to become more of a Douchebag/Dumbass or Slut/Bitch. There is no cure.
Dude, James caught Gonaherpascyphilaids.
How can you tell
He's starting to wear things from Supreme and Yeezy.
Oh no.
How can you tell
He's starting to wear things from Supreme and Yeezy.
Oh no.
Gonaherpascyphilaids by JOHNNY JACKOOF January 29, 2018
New Mexican Nougat
The process of using mud as a lubricant during anal sex, and then once finished, using your Significant Other's hair as a wipe for it, then to finish it off, give them a rimjob.
New Mexican Nougat by JOHNNY JACKOOF January 25, 2018