JOHN's definitions

tax

To make fun of somebody

Ay, why you taxin him dog?

by John May 29, 2004

Creox

to become suddenly enlightened with the meaning of the Universe.

At that point the Creox of his existence was made small and insignificant.

by John October 16, 2004

Drunk Squirrel

one of the L337 of the dod community

That shot was Drunk SquirreL

by john August 20, 2003

Hertzberg

One or several subhumans sharing the common characteristic of having a large skull.

Yo hertzberg, you have a big fuckin head, fuck you.

by John March 16, 2003

Bellcheese

The build up of seamen and urine that once old, crustifies and glues to the penis head underneath the foreskin. When the foreskin is pulled back a yellow mould can be seen

I can feel my bellcheese building up

by John December 1, 2003

H.B.I.

Hot Beef Injection: Judd Nelson from the John Hughes movie, Breakfast Club.

BENDER
               So...so!
                    (to Andrew and Claire)
               Are you guys like boyfriend/girl-
               friend?
                    (a beat)
               Steady dates?
                    (another beat)
               Lo--vers?
                    (another beat)
               Come on Sporto, level with me.  Do
               you slip her the hot...beef...
               injection?

by John March 6, 2003

deucifer

A shit that has some notable characteristic making it particularly heinous. Incredibly large/smelly/painful or horrible in other ways qualifies.

"Dude, I just took Satan's own shit. Your bathroom is now possessed by Deucifer!

by John April 9, 2008