JOE's definitions

strudel sauce

The sauce that is drizzled over a studel or other scrumptuous pastries.

I drizzled my strudel sauce all over her muffin.

by Joe May 9, 2008

High thigh cherry pie

When a guy cums on a girls ass crack

Last night after doing her up the butt i gave her a high thigh cherry pie

by Joe November 6, 2004

NERTS

to express disgust; an exclamation

You drop all your pixie stix in a puddle. You yell out, Nerts!

by Joe January 15, 2005

swig the beef

to quaff liquor from the originating, sans chaser.

"the beef" refers to the high quality single malt whiskey Lagavulin, referred to as such for its decidedly beefy aftertaste.

the motherfucker's gonna swig the beef. what a beast.

by joe December 4, 2004

head fake

when person A proceeds to give what person B thinks is a blowjob, then simply holds the head of the penis in her/his mouth and proceeds to jerk person A off without actually doing anything with their mouth but holding the penis in it.

I was so happy that chick was finally gonna suck my dick then the bitch pulled a head fake on me.

by Joe December 10, 2004

bloviate

To discourse at length in a pompous or boastful manner.

A key attribute to those that sell. To pretend to understand technical subject matter and sell it to others even dumber then oneself.

Tom, bloviated Matt's shaft for hours on the merits of Mircosoft's Swiss Cheese 1.0

by joe October 1, 2004

blow dirt

cut the cheese, fart, floating a biscuit

You better check your underwear after you blow dirt.

by Joe August 7, 2003