Pearl nosering

What a woman gets when you try to give her a pearl necklace, but aim too high. Usually worn with pearl brow rings, pearl liprings, pearl earrings.

by jmc October 16, 2002

parmesan holder

The sacrum. That is, the small indent above the ass crack. The parmesan holder gathers parmesan, which can be lint or other extraneous matter.

His parmesan holder was pack full of stinky parmesan.

by jmc December 08, 2003

Feltch

to suck cum out of another's ass/vagina using one's mouth.

Mark feltched his cum out of Harvey's corn hole with grace and style last night.

by JMC November 26, 2003