JMC's definitions

pearl tear

When you spunk in someone's eye.

I was going for the moneyshot, but i sliced it and she was crying pearl tears.

by jmc October 16, 2002

Pearl nosering

What a woman gets when you try to give her a pearl necklace, but aim too high. Usually worn with pearl brow rings, pearl liprings, pearl earrings.

by jmc October 16, 2002

danger maze

A type of maze that people draw. It it impossible to solve and is created for the amusement of the drawer. It involves a start block, tubes, boingies, and various weapons and deaths.

I just made a danger maze. Wanna try it?

by JMC June 9, 2003