Barry Johnson

A euphemism that can be used in the place of Blow Job.
Did Clayton tell you? His girlfriend finally gave him a Barry Johnson.
by JM Shade August 25, 2008
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VPILF

Vice President I'd like to Fuck.
Tim: Hey did you see that hot librarian on TV?
Jim: Yeah, she's a VPILF!
by JM Shade September 09, 2008
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