Definitions by JM Shade

VPILF 

Vice President I'd like to Fuck.

Tim: Hey did you see that hot librarian on TV?
Jim: Yeah, she's a VPILF!

VPILF by JM Shade October 23, 2008

Barry Johnson 

A euphemism that can be used in the place of Blow Job.

Did Clayton tell you? His girlfriend finally gave him a Barry Johnson.

Barry Johnson by JM Shade October 18, 2008