JJ to the max's definitions

spatula attack

When a spatula is inserted up the rectum of an adversary.

Adversary: "Oh please don't spatula attack me"
Insertation: Schlurp
You: "You have been have been spatula attacked"
Adversary: "Ohhhhhhhhhh noooooooooooo i lost my SA virginity"

by JJ to the max March 10, 2008

toadrage

The art of hitting someone about the face with a toad.

Adam got very angry at Damon and slapped him round the chops with a wet slimy toad in an angry form whilst jumping around like a toad...thus forming toadrage

by JJ to the max March 10, 2008