Definitions by JJ Brubaker
dick snot
Dick snot is indeed semen but is more accuratley used when referring to jism dribbling from the eye of the penis (as opposed to shooting) as regular snot does from the nose when you have a cold.
After releasing a generous wad of ball-sack bolognaise into the eye of my girlfriend, she gleefully slurped the remaining dick snot from the head of my penis.
dick snot by JJ Brubaker September 2, 2008
soft toy
A professional athlete who is afraid of physical contact in his sport of choice. In particular mens contact ball sports. eg, soccer, AFL, NRL, NFL, NBL.
Spectator 1: "Look at Des Headland (AFL footballer) he's so shit-scared of getting thumped he's playing like a frightened poofter!"
Spectator 2: "You're not wrong. He's playing like a SOFT TOY."
Spectator 2: "You're not wrong. He's playing like a SOFT TOY."
soft toy by JJ Brubaker July 13, 2006
ball-sack bolognaise
ball-sack bolognaise by JJ Brubaker July 3, 2006