JJ Brubaker's definitions

ball-sack bolognaise

Another creative term for semen that has a similar consistancy as spaghetti bolognaise.

My testicles were swollen with ball-sack bolognaise.

by JJ Brubaker July 3, 2006

soft toy

A professional athlete who is afraid of physical contact in his sport of choice. In particular mens contact ball sports. eg, soccer, AFL, NRL, NFL, NBL.

Spectator 1: "Look at Des Headland (AFL footballer) he's so shit-scared of getting thumped he's playing like a frightened poofter!"

Spectator 2: "You're not wrong. He's playing like a SOFT TOY."

by JJ Brubaker July 13, 2006

dick snot

Dick snot is indeed semen but is more accuratley used when referring to jism dribbling from the eye of the penis (as opposed to shooting) as regular snot does from the nose when you have a cold.

After releasing a generous wad of ball-sack bolognaise into the eye of my girlfriend, she gleefully slurped the remaining dick snot from the head of my penis.

by JJ Brubaker September 2, 2008