Definitions by JH in Missouri

Primus 

Primus Sucks!

Suck on this!

Primus

Primus by JH in Missouri October 17, 2008

twin screw 

As used in the heavy truckin' industry. "Twin screw" is a reference to a truck with tandem driving axles.

Also, the obvious sexual fantasy of most any man walking this earth.

Check out the chrome on that lime green, twin screw, extended frame, long nose flat top 379!

twin screw by JH in Missouri October 14, 2008

Security Wipe

When you swab your ass after an extremely satisfying, hard, clean shit, and the paper comes up clean. AKA one wiper.

Credit to DB in MO.

Man, that was an awesome shit! I only needed a security wipe!

Security Wipe by JH in Missouri October 13, 2008