JEff's definitions

evil empire

1.rage against the machines second album
2. the usa where people dont know that theyre rights are being stolen from them and the govement monitors all of our activities. If our goverment made a profit off of killing americans, they would kill us all

1.rages new album is insane esp that song bulls on parade
2.America???the country where a monkey can fly a space shuttle yet george bush screws the country over?

by jeff July 25, 2004

bonefloss

derogatory term for a homosexual male, a.k.a. one o' them there faggots

Yo bonefloss, you're such a bonefloss, I'm going to give you the biggest swirly after class

by jeff November 27, 2003

spitting dragon

when a man ejackulates down a womens throat an she coughs it up due to the force

the bitch copped a spitting dragon

by jeff July 18, 2003

Salvo

Strong, Mighty, Destructive.

Salvo is the embodiement of destruction. A Salvo fired from a weapon will harm/ do great damage to an enemy.

by Jeff April 6, 2005

nigger fish

a fish that is black

i prefer white fish my self, keep your nigger fish to your self

by Jeff June 11, 2006

imaferretmaster

A master of ferrets, one who can command a weasle army to take over the planet Earth. However he is also a person, one bad ass mofo who will own your mother in a sweatshop if you cross him wrong.

Imaferretmaster is one hot bastard!
I want to fuck Imaferretmaster.

by Jeff March 17, 2005

Queef

Air expulsion from the vaginal area usually after sex. In the eighteenth century, it was common practice for small groups of well-to-do Southern women to each lift up their corsets and "queef" at their leisure on warm, summer afternoons. Typically performed on balconies or porches, these women would insert various large objects in their TOOTS and slowly pull them out to create the desired sound. These "porch parties" would provide hours of fun for the ladies while the men were away, and, from a practical standpoint, at times, enough air circulation as a respite from the brutal summer heat. Small wagers were often placed with the winner going to longest continuous queef, highest pitch, lowest pitch, smelliest, and wettest. There was also the queef sing-a-long; and a special prize was given to any women whose queef could attract wildlife.

Annabelle tried to conceal her queef at the governors ball but to no avail.

by Jeff August 24, 2004