Borderline Metalhead

One who enjoys metal, but also enjoys other genres of music.
Job Interveiwer: "So, what kind of music do you like?"
Borderline Metalhead: "Well, I enjoy Power metal, Black metal, Thrash metal, Prog metal, NWOBHM, Symphonic metal, Classic Rock, Smooth Jazz, Blues, and Classical."
Job Interveiwer: "Another Borderline Metalhead, I see."
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Guy#1: "Whoa I hear Ernesto's in a band!!"
Well-informed Guy: "You hear right."
Guy#1: "What do they play??"
Well-informed Guy: "A stylish mix of metal and folk rock"
Guy#1: O_o
by JEBUS_OF_TEH_NAZARETH May 06, 2010
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Hopelessness

The moment when you realise that everything in your world is wrong, and there is absolutely nothing you can do about it.
Brandy:"Dude. I am just overcome with hopelessness."
Keenan:"Why?"
Brandy:"I watched MTV yesterday. *shudders*"
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Cooper:"You've been inside for four months!"
Cody:"It's all so hopeless"
Cooper:"How the hell does moping fix that??"
by JEBUS_OF_TEH_NAZARETH May 06, 2010
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