Tolkein Cock

Anything branded with the "Lord of the Rings" name for the sole purposes of making money off the hopeless nerd that will buy anything with "Lord of the Rings" on it and a price tag.

Made up exclusively by me.

Nerd: "Hey look at the new Return of the King game!"
Me: "Looks like just another box full of Tolkein Cock"

by JDM December 07, 2003

filla

food; sustenance; etc.

i gotsta get some scrilla fo some filla

by jdm November 05, 2002

detroitus

having properties of or being related to detroit

this whiteboard has some serious detroitus

by jdm April 08, 2003