Definitions by JD82

smoking out the gopher 

Taking a dump

“Be sure to get the bathroom code from the cashier, because we all know you’re not getting out of Panda Express without smoking out the gopher.”

smoking out the gopher by jd82 February 1, 2021

Dubstep 

An unfortunate sub-genre of electronica/techno-type music which has swirled so far down the toilet that we must all lock-away our Richard D. James albums so future generations will know and understand that electronic music was, is, and should be produced and heard at frequencies exceeding 250Hz.

I was standing in front of a giant slowly revolving fan on the deck of a navy gunship during continual cannon fire while being accosted by a baboon wielding a pool noodle; I didn't see Skrillex anywhere, but it was definitely Dubstep that I heard.

Dubstep by JD82 April 27, 2012