After three burritos and a side order of nachos, I snuck away from the family to go read Colossians.
by JC Mathews October 09, 2022
A cocktail, popularized by comedy legend Doug Stanhope, consisting of plastic jug vodka and Yoo-Hoo.
Skip the Grey Goose, Charlie. We’re making White Trash Russians, and you won’t taste the difference.
by JC Mathews May 23, 2021
Disorientation one experiences while traveling around residential and commercial zones in and around a city. Feeling lost while driving around a location for the first time.
I would have made it to the bar mitzvah sooner, but my goddamn suburban vertigo put me going West on Oak St when I thought I was going East.
by JC Mathews February 11, 2017