3 definitions by JC Mathews
Disorientation one experiences while traveling around residential and commercial zones in and around a city. Feeling lost while driving around a location for the first time.
I would have made it to the bar mitzvah sooner, but my goddamn suburban vertigo put me going West on Oak St when I thought I was going East.
by JC Mathews February 11, 2017
After three burritos and a side order of nachos, I snuck away from the family to go read Colossians.
by JC Mathews October 9, 2022
A cocktail, popularized by comedy legend Doug Stanhope, consisting of plastic jug vodka and Yoo-Hoo.
Skip the Grey Goose, Charlie. We’re making White Trash Russians, and you won’t taste the difference.
by JC Mathews May 24, 2021