clarts

Sticky mud full of horse-muck. Tyneside
"Aa,m aall clarty!, man" = I'm covered in shit!
by James August 01, 2004
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ya mum

A; your a bitch
B; so's ya mum
by james January 12, 2004
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Ooching

Some word Pres. Bush made up to make himself look smart.
by James August 06, 2004
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uh huh

1.Yes.
2.A term use by men world wide in responce to a women who is either naggin him or talking about something of absolut zero relevance to his life...as he's only interested in having sex with her at the time.
Mom: Are you ever going to clean your room ?
kid: Uh huh.

Girl: then she said that J-lo was better that Brittney..
Guy:uh huh.
Girl: and I was all like, no waaaaayyy
Guy: Uh huh.*glances at titties*
Girl: Then I called up Crystal to tell HER about that, and she was all nooo waaaayyy.
Guy: Uh huh.
Girl: then i called Michelle back to tell her what Crystal said...
Guy: UH HUH. LOOK. are we ever gonna have sex ?
Girl: uh huh. *rolls eyes*
by James March 07, 2004
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kirste harrison

James first girlfriend... he seems to find her very attractive, sweet, cute, and all he wants.

She did not want james after a week and she has had problems in the past... but shes the utmost greatest person and everyone should be jealous of her spelling powers.
by James February 10, 2005
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