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Paul

The hottest and sexiest man alive. He’s wanted everywhere by women, and he can read your mind by looking you into the eyes. He’s super romantic, and amazing in bed. He’s so tough, and he’s the perfect person to have by your side. He’s very popular, and is always hanging around in large groups of friends and girls who want him. He’s the coolest person ever, and everyone wants to be his friend. He’s never in a bad mood because nothing can bring him down. He makes most men jealous because he gets all of the chicks. You can find Paul in a group of hit rappers and women, he knows about everyone, and has a great social life. He’s super athletic and is great at all sports...

Girl 1: I’m gonna go hang with Paul.
Lil Uzi Vert: yah, me too guys
All girls: lemme go hang with Paul...

by J8989 January 27, 2018