Chronomatic

The type of high that makes your vision go into widescreen and makes everything around you look and sound like a movie.

After my last hit, the lighting changed and everything got chronomatic.

by J.N. Growling July 02, 2010

Polu

A small tuxedo made for the penis.

A polu is a must have for any man of class.

by J.N. Growling June 26, 2010

Scaminar

A seminar that is a scam.

I think that guy who sells real estate on t.v. is only rich because of the money he makes off of the idiots who attend his scaminars.

by J.N. Growling February 20, 2011

Drugus

A term for friend or person who doesn't put in any money when a group of people are attempting to buy drugs, but still expects to partake in said drug recreation.

Can I have a hit?
You didn't put in.
So.
Fuckin' Drugus.

by J.N. Growling July 02, 2010

I would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie

A phrase used to explain of the lengths one would go through for a female.

I would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie

by J.N. Growling October 10, 2010

Willy Madison

The sexual act of ejaculating on a girl's face, placing your penis on her nose, looking at her and yelling, " STOP LOOKING AT ME SWAN!"

I gave my girlfriend a Willy Madison last night. She left me shortly afterwards.

by J.N. Growling July 07, 2010

American Logic

Knowing that you're wrong, but constantly insisting that you're right.

American Logic isn't right but it usually helps one win in almost every situation . Except Vietnam. We didn't win in Vietnam.

by J.N. Growling June 29, 2010