41 definitions by J.N. Growling

Scaminar

I think that guy who sells real estate on t.v. is only rich because of the money he makes off of the idiots who attend his scaminars.

by J.N. Growling February 20, 2011

I ylav emerica!

by J.N. Growling April 12, 2011

by J.N. Growling February 1, 2011

The sexual act of ejaculating on a girl's face, placing your penis on her nose, looking at her and yelling, " STOP LOOKING AT ME SWAN!"

I gave my girlfriend a Willy Madison last night. She left me shortly afterwards.

by J.N. Growling July 7, 2010

Large amazing pizza pies that are purchased usually in areas of NY and NJ for only $5. The establishments that sell them are usually Mafia run.

I love $5 pies. How are these guys able to sell such a great thing for such a low price?

They murder people in cold blood.

Oh

by J.N. Growling July 2, 2010

by J.N. Growling July 8, 2010

The act of moving one's scrotal sack to a more free and comfortable position or to incorporate movement.

I put my seatbelt on, did a ball tuck, moved the seat back and drove off.

by J.N. Growling October 10, 2010