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Safety scissoring

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The act of two females smashing their genitalia together with female condoms on until they both cum and shoot the condoms out at full force.
Stefanie and her partner were safety scissoring and she shot the female Condom into her partners eye
by J. L. Schlong Jr. December 13, 2016
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short kamikaze

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The act of a midget front flipping into a woman's vagina to inflict as much pain as possible on contact.
I heard bill's mom gets a short kamikaze in the ass every night
by J. L. Schlong Jr. December 13, 2016
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