J. J. Friedman's definitions

nut goo

Slang for male ejaculatory fluid.

It was great, I shot nut goo all over her face!

by J. J. Friedman July 8, 2005

bacon strips

Brown marks that are left on the inside of one's underware as a result of improper butt wiping.

Did you see the bacon strips that guy had in his underware?

by J. J. Friedman July 8, 2005

glarbon

A closet homosexual who outwordly bashes gays.

He's gay, he's leading a double life, he's a glarbon.

by J. J. Friedman July 14, 2005