J. J. Friedman's definitions

bacon strips

Brown marks that are left on the inside of one's underware as a result of improper butt wiping.

Did you see the bacon strips that guy had in his underware?

by J. J. Friedman July 8, 2005

nut goo

Slang for male ejaculatory fluid.

It was great, I shot nut goo all over her face!

by J. J. Friedman July 8, 2005

glarbon

A closet homosexual who outwordly bashes gays.

He's gay, he's leading a double life, he's a glarbon.

by J. J. Friedman July 14, 2005