Stranger

aka "The Stranger"
The act of sitting on your hand until it falls asleep, then rubbing one out so it feels like someone else is doing the deed.
Sorry, I can't get up right now I'm making a 'stranger'.
by J. Edwards July 03, 2003
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Evil Knievel

A stunt for the bedroom. Your woman lays face down or face up on the bed. You have a chubby, getting a running start, dive over the dresser (arms and legs fully outstretched) and land perfectly on your chick and simultaneously insert your jimmy.
I broke my cock in two when I tried to Evil Knievel my wife, Kim.
by J. Edwards April 24, 2003
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Clean Getaway

When you take a shit, wipe your ass and the t.p. is clean as a whistle.
I was so happy my dump was a clean getaway, as I was on a date.
by J. Edwards April 24, 2003
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