Definitions by J. Edward

Complete Your Journey

The act of masterbation and coming to a climax.

Roommate says to other roommate that finally gets done with shower: "You were in that shower for a long ass time, dude....
Did you complete your journey or what asshole?"

Complete Your Journey by J. Edward April 7, 2009

Thumb Strength 

The energy required to write a text.

Forget it, I don't have the thumb strength to text him. Guess I'll just call.

Thumb Strength by J. Edward October 30, 2008

COMG 

This is the acronym for "Come On My Glasses". It is defined as the action of ejaculating on another's glasses at their request.

1) Will you please COMG?
2) After I am done with this, will you COMG?
3) That felt so good that I'll let you COMG.

COMG by J. Edward April 21, 2006