Definitions by J Sixer

Hamburg Handy

When you give someone’s butthole a massage.

She was crazy, we didn’t have sex but she gave me a Hamburg Handy. I knew manning friends with a German girl would pay off!

Hamburg Handy by J Sixer February 15, 2020

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when a fart is shotgunned from one butthole directly into another butthole.

When I was in Amsterdam’s red light district I saw the infamous Düsseldorf special for 5 euros.

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