3 definitions by J Rizzy
The epic battle between piss and flush. When you flush the toilet before you finish peeing and try to complete your urination before the toilet is finished the flushing process.
"I competed in The Master Race today but the toilet won...I guess I had to pee more than I had originally anticipated!"
by J Rizzy February 3, 2010
the utmost buck wild of all buck wilds. Combining the pure wilderness of the deepest woods with the insanity of the common buck. You don't want to travel into the buck wilderness alone.
by J Rizzy February 3, 2010
When you are at work and you have to shit extremely bad, you start doing a little dance to keep it from coming out. This is known as "the dance"
"Dude, I was the only manager at work today so I couldn't go to the bathroom, I was doing the dance!"
"Man, I had to close the shop today because I was doing the dance so hard. Once I got to the bathroom I force-fed that toilet"
"Man, I had to close the shop today because I was doing the dance so hard. Once I got to the bathroom I force-fed that toilet"
by J Rizzy August 9, 2008