4 definitions by J Bag/ Dirty Jamo

Turd Burglar

When you finish shitting and go to wash your hands, and then turn back around to flush, only to find that your turd has been stolen, leaving only skids and turd covered fingerprints

Recently I’ve had a number of shits disappearing, I think we have a turd burglar on our hands

by J Bag/ Dirty Jamo February 25, 2020

Dirty Gadget

The twin brother of inspector gadget who is is inspects shit and other fecal matter. He’s a dirty boy, and has been arrested for noncing, fingering poop and other such activities.

Dirty gadget is here to inspect your arsehole

by J Bag/ Dirty Jamo February 25, 2020

Cock Plug

When you bust your load in a female and keep your stationary cock in her to prevent semen drippage

I used the cock plug on a girl last night, hopefully she’ll know about that in 9 months

by J Bag/ Dirty Jamo February 25, 2020

The sledgehammer

A method of contraception that involves sledgehammering a girl in the ovaries.

After sex I always pop down to the shed and grab the sledgehammer and go to town as a form of contraception

by J Bag/ Dirty Jamo February 25, 2020