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A state of mind where a person is mentally paralyzed by the sight of a really nice rack. Symptoms of a boobatonic state include drooling, staring uncontrollably, and incoherent speech. The boobatonic episode can last for hours, depending on the seriousness of the particular person's level of immunity to boobs, and the amount and quality of nearby boobs.
Oh my gaaawd, I've gone boobatonic! Look at that rack!
Jim seems to have fallen into boobatosis, she wasn't wearing a bra!
Jim seems to have fallen into boobatosis, she wasn't wearing a bra!
by Ivan Yackinov July 1, 2008
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