Ivan Bliminse's definitions
Shaved Pussy Distraction Syndrome - serious condition requiring much hands on therapy resulting from finding out the girl you are talking to shaves completely and your ability to focus on even the most mundane detail is completely dissolved.
though we have been friends for years now, once I found out Danika was completely shaved I developed a wicked case of SPDS and couldn't hold even the simplest conversation with her without thinking of her naked.
by Ivan Bliminse October 31, 2011
Get the SPDSmug. The invisible man, some one who does not exist in real life. Only records exists possibly on paper is given
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by Ivan Bliminse June 25, 2019
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