Guin-bag

A Guinea Douchbag. An Italian so annoying that you can't decide whether to call him a Guinea or a Douchbag, so he's a Guin-bag. You can usually find them talking about working out or checking their greased back hair in anything that reflects.

Keith shakes his head every day at all the guin-bags getting off the Staten Island ferry.

by Itsnotnutella June 01, 2015

Hotel Wipe

When you use a hotel washcloth to wipe your ass.

Keith said he's never felt cleaner than after a good hotel wipe.

by Itsnotnutella December 05, 2014