knob nectar

A man's sex syrup; the material from which a pearl necklace is constructed.

I moisturised her cheeks and forehead with knob nectar.

by Irritatus Maximus November 23, 2007

spunk trunk

A larger and more impressive version of the spunkstick.

She nearly passed out when I pulled out the spunk trunk!

by Irritatus Maximus October 04, 2007

fuck muck

The mixture of lubricants and secretions generated by the genitals as a result of coitus. AKA sex syrup.

We lay, exhausted but deeply satisfied, in a pool of our own fuck muck.

by Irritatus Maximus November 23, 2007

cunt sludge

A mucus-like substance that forms on the outer vaginal lips, usually as a result of sustained coital activity. Presents itself in various colors, from white to muddy brown. Occurs as a result of the sexual lubricants coagulating due to friction and the drying effect of exposure to the air.

More commonly referred to as fanny batter.

Darling, would you mind terribly if I wipe away the cunt sludge before performing cunnilingus?

or

Jeez, my cock is covered in your cunt sludge!

by Irritatus Maximus September 18, 2007

fuck fluid

Sex syrup, love lotion or fuck muck. The lubricants and reproductive juices produced during copulation.

By the light of the full moon, our fuck fluids glistened on our genitals.

by Irritatus Maximus December 07, 2007