Definitions by Irritatus Maximus

spunkstick 

The producer of man sap; the pink piston; the location of a man's second brain, or simply wood.

The more generously endowed may prefer to call it the spunk trunk.

Babe, check out how swollen and purple my spunkstick is!!

spunkstick by Irritatus Maximus October 20, 2007

cunt breath 

The odour of one's breath having previously dined on bearded clam or split beaver.

Open the window dude - you got minging cunt breath.

cunt breath by Irritatus Maximus October 2, 2007

spit the fat 

To produce man milk or throat yogurt from the fuckstick.

I am so gonna spit the fat in your face when we get home!

spit the fat by Irritatus Maximus October 2, 2007

pink piston 

The teat that dispenses man milk, i.e. the male reproductive organ otherwise known as the fuckstick.

I jack-hammered her with the pink piston last night

pink piston by Irritatus Maximus October 2, 2007

cunt sludge 

A mucus-like substance that forms on the outer vaginal lips, usually as a result of sustained coital activity. Presents itself in various colors, from white to muddy brown. Occurs as a result of the sexual lubricants coagulating due to friction and the drying effect of exposure to the air.

More commonly referred to as fanny batter.

Darling, would you mind terribly if I wipe away the cunt sludge before performing cunnilingus?

or

Jeez, my cock is covered in your cunt sludge!

cunt sludge by Irritatus Maximus October 1, 2007