sex syrup

A lady's love lotion or a man's knob nectar, or a cocktail of the two also known as fuck muck; the sticky secretions produced by the genitals while in the throes of orgasmic spasm.

Babe the sheets are dripping with our sex syrup!

by Irritatus Maximus December 25, 2007

tonsil tonic

A nourishing balm sourced from the spunkstick. Reputed to have many health-enhancing properties when administered orally.

I delivered a dose of tonsil tonic and her sore throat cleared up immediately.

by Irritatus Maximus December 25, 2007

love lotion

The sex syrup produced by the genitals of either a man or a woman during sexual arousal and/or while climaxing.

I was so turned on that I spattered her face with my love lotion the moment she pulled out my spunkstick.

by Irritatus Maximus December 25, 2007

spunkstick

The producer of man sap; the pink piston; the location of a man's second brain, or simply wood.

The more generously endowed may prefer to call it the spunk trunk.

Babe, check out how swollen and purple my spunkstick is!!

by Irritatus Maximus October 20, 2007

knob nectar

A man's sex syrup; the material from which a pearl necklace is constructed.

I moisturised her cheeks and forehead with knob nectar.

by Irritatus Maximus December 25, 2007