12 definitions by Irritatus Maximus

cunt breath

The odour of one's breath having previously dined on bearded clam or split beaver.

Open the window dude - you got minging cunt breath.

by Irritatus Maximus September 19, 2007

love lotion

The sex syrup produced by the genitals of either a man or a woman during sexual arousal and/or while climaxing.

I was so turned on that I spattered her face with my love lotion the moment she pulled out my spunkstick.

by Irritatus Maximus November 23, 2007

knob nectar

A man's sex syrup; the material from which a pearl necklace is constructed.

I moisturised her cheeks and forehead with knob nectar.

by Irritatus Maximus November 23, 2007

cunt sludge

A mucus-like substance that forms on the outer vaginal lips, usually as a result of sustained coital activity. Presents itself in various colors, from white to muddy brown. Occurs as a result of the sexual lubricants coagulating due to friction and the drying effect of exposure to the air.

More commonly referred to as fanny batter.

Darling, would you mind terribly if I wipe away the cunt sludge before performing cunnilingus?

or

Jeez, my cock is covered in your cunt sludge!

by Irritatus Maximus September 18, 2007

fuck fluid

Sex syrup, love lotion or fuck muck. The lubricants and reproductive juices produced during copulation.

By the light of the full moon, our fuck fluids glistened on our genitals.

by Irritatus Maximus December 7, 2007