Irritatus Maximus's definitions

knob nectar

A man's sex syrup; the material from which a pearl necklace is constructed.

I moisturised her cheeks and forehead with knob nectar.

by Irritatus Maximus December 25, 2007

sex syrup

A lady's love lotion or a man's knob nectar, or a cocktail of the two also known as fuck muck; the sticky secretions produced by the genitals while in the throes of orgasmic spasm.

Babe the sheets are dripping with our sex syrup!

by Irritatus Maximus December 25, 2007

love lotion

The sex syrup produced by the genitals of either a man or a woman during sexual arousal and/or while climaxing.

I was so turned on that I spattered her face with my love lotion the moment she pulled out my spunkstick.

by Irritatus Maximus December 25, 2007

fuck muck

The mixture of lubricants and secretions generated by the genitals as a result of coitus. AKA sex syrup.

We lay, exhausted but deeply satisfied, in a pool of our own fuck muck.

by Irritatus Maximus December 25, 2007

fuck fluid

Sex syrup, love lotion or fuck muck. The lubricants and reproductive juices produced during copulation.

By the light of the full moon, our fuck fluids glistened on our genitals.

by Irritatus Maximus January 2, 2008