Iris Kon's definitions

Blue Ribbon Ass

The most glorious thing to ever bless the earth since Mother Teresa. It is an ass so beautiful that all other asses bow down to it. It should be treated with the highest of care and shown to all friends. It is first in its ass.

Tyrome-"Leslie got dat blue ribbon ass. It was love at first sight."
Iris-"Damn. Marry a bitch."

by Iris Kon May 6, 2010

chubbersqueal

When a male puts his penis in between the fat rolls of an obese woman.

-Zeke, you are such a sweet guy, always dating the fat chicks!
-Nah, I just love chubbersqueals.

by Iris Kon March 31, 2009