Definitions by Iris Kon

Blue Ribbon Ass 

The most glorious thing to ever bless the earth since Mother Teresa. It is an ass so beautiful that all other asses bow down to it. It should be treated with the highest of care and shown to all friends. It is first in its ass.

Tyrome-"Leslie got dat blue ribbon ass. It was love at first sight."
Iris-"Damn. Marry a bitch."

Blue Ribbon Ass by Iris Kon May 6, 2010

chubbersqueal 

When a male puts his penis in between the fat rolls of an obese woman.

-Zeke, you are such a sweet guy, always dating the fat chicks!
-Nah, I just love chubbersqueals.

chubbersqueal by Iris Kon March 31, 2009