Irie Zozobra's definitions

douche drown

to wade too deep into your own bullshit and stubbornly refuse to admit it.

Rachel Dolezal and Donald Trump are willing victims of douche drowning.

by Irie Zozobra August 13, 2015

three-barrel shark

a bad-ass who, like the shark in Jaws, won't go down, according to Quint, "even with three barrels on 'em".

Always be a three-barrel shark and make them wish they had a bigger boat.

by Irie Zozobra August 13, 2015

Tantrama

Throwing a dramatic tantrum when people aren't responding to your normal drama queen noise.

Kim's tantrama finally made Khloe look up from her snapchat.

by Irie Zozobra July 27, 2016