Ira Mitchell & James Simpson's definitions

Penis Bitilitis

An affliction in which the one giving a hummer has teeth that are somehow too big.

Ouch! Hey baby, enough with the Penis Bitilitis!

by Ira Mitchell & James Simpson August 12, 2002

Penis Bitilitis

(Med.) Affliction where one is unable to be anything but a complete dick. Easy to diagnose and common with humans engaged in the fields of law, banking or customer service.

Dude! It's not my fault you have Penis Bitilitis!

by Ira Mitchell & James Simpson July 23, 2002