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A variation of the abbreviation ' LOL ' or Laugh Out Loud. Normally used by internet trolls and 13 year olds, lel is neither an abbreviation nor an acronym, which is a common belief among mainly old people. lel does not mean ' laughing extremely loud ' or any other sort of abbreviation. It is simply a variation of the acronym LOL made by replacing the O with an E.
13 Y/O - "Like, Rawr!! lel X3"

Internet Troll - "lel, you're such a n00b. "

you - "What have we DONE"
by Internet user 1078324 April 15, 2017
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despite the word sounding and literally basically being the beginning of 'penis', this word has nothing to do with your obscene love sword! Unless you wish to use it in modern day times, in which case it is indeed short for the word 'penis' and can be used as a fairly rude insult.

In reality, the word peen means the back of a hammer. You know, that one part of the hammer that's round and at the back? Yes, that part. It's not a penis. stop calling it that.

It's also called a ball-peen. It's still not a penis. Never will be. Unless your.... That guy.
Person: nice ball-peen, phil!
Phil : Yeah my dicks real nice ain't it?
Person: I was talking about your hammer.
Phil: That's stupid you're stupid stop saying thAT
by Internet user 1078324 June 18, 2017
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