Dullema

The choice between two equally boring outcomes.

How am I supposed to pick one of these boring outcomes, what a dullema!

by Interius July 17, 2021

Semantic Satiation

That moment when you repeat a word many times to the point it has no meaning and it feels odd to pronounce it.

Oh no, what a Semantic Satiation...

by Interius July 16, 2021

Dust Horizon

The little line of dust you can’t ever quite sweep up with the broom and dustpan.

Dude don’t bother sweeping anymore, you’re about to hit the dust horizon

by Interius July 16, 2021

Hiberdating

Hiberdating is when a person ignores their friends in favour of a boyfriend/girlfriend.

We're Hiberdating

by Interius July 16, 2021

Stalkwarding

When talking with someone in person, trying not to seem like you know too much about them despite having stalked them on Facebook and knowing details of their life.

I have a feeling that this guy is Stalkwarding me

by Interius July 16, 2021

Commutrance

When you accidentally catch the eye of someone on public transport and you’re worried they think you’ve been staring at them for a long while.

Dude, I was in a commutrance and that girl totally caught me staring.

by Interius July 16, 2021

Entrée Envy

That moment when you order your food then realize that you like how someone else’s food looks

I had a bad case of entrée envy when I saw the elegant dish my girlfriend ordered next to my rice dish.

by Interius July 16, 2021