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Definitions by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b

Fascist "ISP" who fortunately stopped calling themselves "number one", but still pretends that they're reinventing the Internet AND annoys people with CDs in the mail every day. On top of that, dial-up connections are MUCH slower than the already slow 56K.
Look, if I wanted AOL, I'd order a CD. I don't need you to remind me that you still haven't gone to hell.
AOL by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b November 4, 2004
So hard to use, no wonder it isn't number one! Or number two, three, four, five, six, etc...
AOHell is the spawn of Satan.
A text-mode browser for Unix/Linux and Windows.
Links just delivers text without the fancy pictures.
Slow medium for connecting to the Internet, which some people STILL use because:
1. They can't afford broadband (understandable, unlike the following)
2. They don't know about other ways to connect
3. They've been brainwashed into thinking AOL is number one
I'm surprised dial-up isn't free.
The PSP, which is likely to fail, since it has too many unnecessary features, as well as a short battery life and a steep price.
Only a graphics whore likes the P-Gage.
Open-source browser made by the people who brought us KDE. Safari uses its KHTML engine.
Konqueror could use a Windows version to help crush Internet Explorer.
1. An idiot's name for AR (Action Replay), a cheat device made by Datel for many systems.

2. A cheat device for SNES, which people think is also made for Game Boy Advance, GCN, XBox, PS2, etc., hence number 1.

3. The worst you can do in golf without doing bad (i.e. getting a bogey).
1. OMG i u3s t3h p4r 2 ch337!!!11

2. See number 1.

3. A par is no birdie.
PAR by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b September 21, 2004