Inspector Tequila's definitions

iWannabe

A word that will tell u if someone doesn't have an iPhone.

John: Hey mike, how was the telephonic interview?
Mike: It was good until, it just came out... and they rejected me
John: WHAT? U came out to ur interviewer?
Mike: NO... u dumbo... iWannabe but I am in the closet. They didn't hire me coz i Don't have an IPHONE!

by Inspector Tequila November 3, 2011