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I shit you not one cent 

used to describe the wildest part of a story is 101% true, no matter how insane it might seem

"i dropped my sandwich and i shit you not one cent, it landed perfectly back on the plate!"

I shit you not one cent by Insert inside joke here August 26, 2022

I shit you not one cent 

used to state that a story is 100% true, no matter now insane, silly, or crazy it sounds, "one cent" is the part stating that not even 1% of this story is fake

"i shit you not one cent, the tiger did a backflip" roger said to george

I shit you not one cent by Insert inside joke here July 13, 2022

Catified 

The act of taking something and turning it into a cat, this 'something' could be a human, object, animal, etc. all whilst giving it features to signify what it's supposed to represent/be

"look! I catified this turtle!" he then shower his father a picture of a catified turtle

Catified by Insert inside joke here April 22, 2022