soy

1. n. A thyroid-gland-destroying plant that poisons those who attempt to consume it to prevent itself from going exict. The plant has become one of the greatest health-myths of all time.
2n. Something that should be banned from infant formula.

p.s. It can also turn you into a girl by boosting your estrogens levels!

"She came down with permanent hypothyrodisim after drinking soy milk"

by Inna Goldberg September 20, 2005

human

n. A logically necessary fiction.

"Socrates was a human"

by Inna Goldberg September 20, 2005