Definitions by Ink Spot Mike's wife

acidic floaters

Floating fecal matter that burns your anus like acid as it exits your rectum into the toilet.

"OWWW! Acidic floaters flying out my ass! Hon, I need more toilet paper please."

acidic floaters by Ink Spot Mike's wife December 25, 2008

UD-fucked 

When your awesome definition is rejected by Urban Dictionary editors.

Oh, man. My word was totally UD-fucked.

UD-fucked by Ink Spot Mike's wife June 2, 2007

Captain Obvious and the World of Yesterday 

Someone who's so dumb it's frightening. In other words, a master of the obvious and old news.

Jake: Did you know that crabs is spelled with a "c" and not a "k"?

Joe: Thank you, Captain Obvious and the World of Yesterday.

Captain Obvious and the World of Yesterday by Ink Spot Mike's wife June 2, 2007