Captain Obvious and the World of Yesterday

Someone who's so dumb it's frightening. In other words, a master of the obvious and old news.

Jake: Did you know that crabs is spelled with a "c" and not a "k"?

Joe: Thank you, Captain Obvious and the World of Yesterday.

by Ink Spot Mike's wife May 17, 2007

UD-fucked

When your awesome definition is rejected by Urban Dictionary editors.

Oh, man. My word was totally UD-fucked.

by Ink Spot Mike's wife May 17, 2007

acidic floaters

Floating fecal matter that burns your anus like acid as it exits your rectum into the toilet.

"OWWW! Acidic floaters flying out my ass! Hon, I need more toilet paper please."

by Ink Spot Mike's wife April 23, 2007