Tight man

To wear excessively tight clothes on an overly fat body.

Dude 1: "Dayuummmm did you see Mr. Jenkins?"
Dude 2: "Yeah it was nasty as hell, his rolls were showing"
Dude 1: "Ew, he was a total tight man."

"That tight man should stop shopping for himself at the childrens store...his clothes are so tight they're starting to tear."

by Im awesomer January 02, 2012

Hot Giblet

The thing a girl says when she sees a very attractive male

"Damnnnn! That is one HOT GIBLET!"

"Mmmm i want in on that hot giblet!"

by Im awesomer January 02, 2012