Definitions by Iggy Pup

sphinctacular

A major league fuck-up of epic proportions. Something so glaringly shitty, it could only have popped out of a giant, smelly asshole. Very close to craptastic in meaning, though of a stronger nature.

"Well George, this war has certainly become a sphinctacular success. Helluva job, old boy!"

sphinctacular by Iggy Pup June 1, 2007

DNA eyepatch 

A man blasts his load in the face of another and it pools in that persons eye socket, creating a cum eyepatch of sorts. The optical version of a pearl necklace. The recipient may be male or female.

"Just as I was about to cum, I pulled my cock out of Sal's mouth and blasted right in his face. The whole load shot right in his left eye! It was the best DNA eyepatch ever!

DNA eyepatch by Iggy Pup November 30, 2006

backdoor barbeque

Defined as the use of barbeque sauce as lubricant in the act of anal sex.

"We were out of KY jelly, so I went to the fridge and grabbed a bottle of Bull's Eye Bold Original. Then I gave Patrick Swayze a good backdoor barbeque."

backdoor barbeque by Iggy Pup June 6, 2006

homonator 

A man who is SO gay that he is like a gay machine. He is beyond gay like the Terminator was beyond human.

"The worst part about it is, Jeff doesn't even try to be that gay! He is not a man, he is the fucking Homonator!"

homonator by Iggy Pup May 28, 2006