4 definitions by Iggy Pup
A man blasts his load in the face of another and it pools in that persons eye socket, creating a cum eyepatch of sorts. The optical version of a pearl necklace. The recipient may be male or female.
"Just as I was about to cum, I pulled my cock out of Sal's mouth and blasted right in his face. The whole load shot right in his left eye! It was the best DNA eyepatch ever!
by Iggy Pup November 30, 2006
A major league fuck-up of epic proportions. Something so glaringly shitty, it could only have popped out of a giant, smelly asshole. Very close to craptastic in meaning, though of a stronger nature.
by Iggy Pup May 16, 2007
A man who is SO gay that he is like a gay machine. He is beyond gay like the Terminator was beyond human.
"The worst part about it is, Jeff doesn't even try to be that gay! He is not a man, he is the fucking Homonator!"
by Iggy Pup May 24, 2006
"We were out of KY jelly, so I went to the fridge and grabbed a bottle of Bull's Eye Bold Original. Then I gave Patrick Swayze a good backdoor barbeque."
by Iggy Pup May 24, 2006