Iggy Hazard's definitions

Ash

Ashley J. Williams, most famous character played by the mighty Bruce Campbell. Has interchangeable instruments of mayhem for his right hand: a chainsaw and a bionic gauntlet. Is adept with a sawed-off scattergun. Slaughters Deadites and is eternally plagued with misfortune.

"I'm Bad Ash...and you're Good Ash...you're a goody little two-shoes! Little goody two-shoes! Little goody two-shoes!"
*BOOM*
"Good...bad...I'm the guy with the gun."

by Iggy Hazard January 16, 2004

patriot

One who stands united with their bretheren. Love for one's people (regardless of race or class). Often confused with delusions of supremacy do to misuse of term. An individual member of a "greater whole" striving for a common ideal. In the American sense, this ideal is anti-collectivist, anti-fascist, and pro-liberty.

A patriot realizes that sometimes liberty can only be achieved through mayhem. Israel Uber alles!

by Iggy Hazard December 13, 2003

demented doom

The liberating power of mayhem. Someone or something imbued with the power of mayhem.

Anti-order. Anti-peace.

Cry havoc with a clenched fist of demented doom!!

by Iggy Hazard January 15, 2004