Ian Reiyn's definitions

Gomper

Someone who never shuts the fuck up.

Person 1: Ooooohhhhh my Gooooooddddd I hate that girl who sits next to me in AUDIO VIDEO PRODUCTION.

Person 2: Really now? Why's that, old sport?

Person 1: Because she's such a damn gomper!

by Ian Reiyn March 5, 2011

Soddy

A person with one or more Sexually Transmitted Diseases.

Hey dude did you hook up with that chick last night?

HELL NO! She was definitely a soddy.

by Ian Reiyn March 12, 2011