Definitions by Ian Peebles

keat 

In a game of cards, having a hand of keats is having an incredibly bad hand which cannot be played well no matter the skill of the player.

JT: Oh my, I've got so many keats in my hand.
JL: Yeah, I know! My whole hand is keats!

keat by Ian Peebles October 6, 2006

keat 

verb; For one to keat is to spontaneously jump up in front of a group of people who has absolutely no respect for you, and then to attempt to dance the cancan.

Sergeant Tiang: Last night at Air Cadets, I tried to motivate my flight by dancing, but all I ended up doing was keating!

keat by Ian Peebles October 6, 2006