Definitions by Ian Mott

doucheglued

a connectional phenomenon that inexplicably links two highly unlikable people together consistently in a public setting thus doubling their douche-factor.

Unfortunately when I arrived at the party Keith Olberman was doucheglued to Matt Damon. The two of them spent the night yacking about how stupid Sarah Palin is.

doucheglued by Ian Mott February 12, 2010

Celebridouche 

Someone famous for being famous who also happens to be extremely unlikable.

The entire cast of Jersey Shore has now reached celebridouche status in American pop culture.

Celebridouche by Ian Mott February 3, 2010

faneffingtabulous 

A sarcastic exclamation of approval.

"Wasn't the Jonas Brother's version of Superstition amazing?"
"Oh yeah, it was faneffingtabulous."

faneffingtabulous by Ian Mott February 3, 2010