2 definitions by Ian Christopher
A combination of the words cunt and spatula. A cuntspatch is a spatula that has been dipped in the fluids of the cunt. Getting cuntspatched means to be slapped with the dirty spatula. The word can be used as both a noun and a verb.
by Ian Christopher June 27, 2007
City punch is both a delicious and cheap alternative to any bevaerage that has an overabundance of sugar. The only two ingredients in city punch are sugar and water. A few drops of food coloring may even be added so that the appearance of actual kool-aid may be acheived. The recipe of city punch was revealed to many ignorant and rich white viewers by Pretty Ricky on the television show Cribs. These viewers have likely and will likely never indulge in the the poor mans sugar drink.
Wayne: Goddam it's hot, and we all out of kool-aid mix.
Carter: Just make some of that city punch.
Wayne: I ain't had city punch since I moved out the projects.
Carter: Just make some of that city punch.
Wayne: I ain't had city punch since I moved out the projects.
by Ian Christopher June 27, 2007