8 definitions by Ian Carlson

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The Reverse Salami Turn-around is a sexual move. To perform this act one must have these materials: a full stick of salami, two eggs, plastic wrap, and a 2x4. Take the salami stick and insert it in to a woman in the deep thrust position (see definition) until she is well on her way to cum-land. Take the eggs (soft) and break them and lubricate her ass with the sweet yolk and the use the white of the eggs to blind her temporarily. Take the plastic wrap and secure her hands to her torso so she can not free herself from your admiration. Now manuever yourself so you can stick your now amazingly erect penis into her egg lubricated ass-hole. Feel the dead baby chicken on your penis as you ram her slowly into submission. Now turn-around and pick up the 2x4 and swing it through your legs so it forces the salami in even farther.
"Dude, I did the reverse salami turnaround with Jessie last night...yeah, I gotta go pick her up from the ospital in about an hour."
by Ian Carlson November 18, 2006
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to be pissy and hissy, or stupid
Woh. Getting kind of hissy-pissy there
by Ian Carlson August 06, 2003
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A herd of rocoons
I saw the biggest pack of racci today
by Ian Carlson August 06, 2003
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It's moist, and it's soft. Then the kissing and spanking starts. It gets moister. Then it's time to stick it in, and it goes in like a torpedo.

-Steven Barnett, when asked to describe a vagina
I should attack that vagina with my torpedo!
by Ian Carlson July 15, 2006
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To Hang around outside the workplace for long periods of time after work; to hang with coworkers.
I trampoozled with Alex, Greg, and Bob outside of Bread Co. last night.
by Ian Carlson August 21, 2005
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Created by an intelligent young man by the name of Ian (or Joe, I remember not) in the year 2003 or 2004.

Originally used when talking to Steven when he did something silly. Morphed and took on a life of it's own, literally spread around the WGHS. Grew to be a exclamation that you can use in almost any situation, and even those situations where it would absolutely not fit. Can also talk about the clitoris.
Oh Steven! Your such a silly goose, Steve.

Wow look at her. Oh Steven!

Whats that little thing down there? Oh Steven!
by Ian Carlson April 11, 2005
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